"We Just Measured All The Starlight In The Universe, And It Spells Doom For Our Future"
Indeed, according to Quantum FFF Theory, ( Function Follows Form)
1e: It spells not only doom but more that we live inside a cyclic (multi) raspberry universe. 2e: from the big bang the star forming process with two Herbig Haro BHs is dependent of splitting dark matter Big Bang black hole nucleus into a sequence of smaller an smaller BHs. with less potential to form giant star forming nebula by supernovas etc etc. the consequence is, that also star formation in the universe is declining into smaller stars or even failed stars.
Quantum FFF Theory seems to be able to mimic Relativity: